[MARY SUNSHINE]
When I was a tiny tot
Of maybe two or three
I can still remember what
My mother said to me...

Place rose colored glasses on your nose
And you will see the robins
Not the crows

for in this tense and tangled web
Our weary lives may weave

[GIRLS]
We want Billy
Give us Billy
B. I. double L. Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
Cause here he is...

[BILLY]
Is everybody here?
Is everybody ready?
Hit it!

I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, or

[PIANOMAN]
Five, six, seven, eight

[VELMA]
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the pia

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been ther

VELMA
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?

MAMA MORTON
Class
Whatever happened to, Please, may I?
And, Yes, thank you?
And, How charming?
Now, ev

Velma:
Thank you. roxie and i would just like to thank you - for
You faith and your belief in our innocence.

Roxie:
Yes, it was letters, telegrams, and words of encouragement
That helped see us through this terrible ordeal of ours.

Velma:
You know, a lot of people

[roxie]
Sometime's i'm right
Sometime's i'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

Sometime's i'm down
Sometime's i'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That sunny honey

Ladys and gentlemans, miss velma kelly in the act of desperation

My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
My sister and I were headed straight fo the top
My sister and I earned a thou a week at least
Oh, sure!
But my sistr is now, unfortunately, deceased

I know i

[Velma]
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?
I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face into a pail of slop
And she'd come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows?

[Report

Roxie:
Me and my baby
My baby and me
We're 'bout as happy
As babies can be
What if I find
That I'm caught in a storm?
I don't care
My baby's there
And baby's bound to keep me warm
We're sticking together
And ain't we got fun
So much together
Yo

Amos.
If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice him

If someone in a movie show
Yelled "fired in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!"
You'd notice him

And even with

If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice him

If someone in a movie show
Yelled "fired in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!"
You'd notice him

And even witho

It's good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it?
Nowadays

There's men, everywhere
Jazz, everywhere
Booze, everywhere
Life, everywhere
Joy, everywhere
Nowadays

You can like the life you're livin'
You can

[ROXIE]
Gone, it's all gone

It's good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it?
Nowadays

There's men, everywhere
Jazz, everywhere
Booze, everywhere
Life. Everywhere
Joy, everywhere
Nowadyas

You can l

[VELMA]
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Whe

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What

[ROXIE]
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Roxie
The lady raking in the chips
Is gonna be Roxie

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows
They('re) gonna recognize my eyes
My hair my teeth my boobs my nose

From just some dumb me

[REPORTERS]
Where'd you come from?

[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Mississippi

[REPORTERS]
And your parents?

[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Very wealthy

[REPORTERS]
Where are they now?

[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Six feet under

[BILLY]
But she was granted one more s