Welcome to this song, which I wrote all myself
It's all about this song, which I did write
It's a filler track, so if you care to listen, help yourself
But if you skip this one, I won't hold it in spite
I'm sitting in my bedroom knowing that I've only got one track
To go unti

12345678 spots on my face, too much acne to embrace person behind them
Zits on my back, with heads bright white, scarlet and black
In much too much an awkward place to pop them
Pimples on my chest, probably there because I'm stressed
about the people talking behind my back
Ab

This is a song about love
And not a very good one
I don't know enough
To tell you about heartbreak

But I know it's there
And you can avoid it
By listening to your head
Which is just what I've done
And it isn't perfect
But look what I've done instead
Inst

You're my favourite animal, but I'm biased I guess
Because you look quite a bit like me
You're not as eloquent and you've a hairier chest
But I can't pick my family

As I shake your hand I can feel your grip
And it's definitely firmer than mine
They say a strong handshak

Today I sing specifically for you
I haven't done that before but I'm trying to try something new
It's just a list of things I like about you
I've told you most of them but I hope at least a few are new

You've made me a better me
There's nothing I enjoy more than your compan

Sally Sparrow
I wrote you a letter
To make you feel better
'bout the fact that i'm gone
I may be stuck in the past
But my future is vast
Don't go looking for me
Girl, you've got to go on
Don't think he's taking to you
He's just on the tv
Well look past the

Her name was Flora Spread and she lived on Hovis Hill
Overlooking baker town from the window of her flour mill
The bright lights of the city fueled her longing to create
With the innovative bakers with whom she knew she could relate

She saw the cakes they cooked and the muffins

From the moment that I saw you
Yeah it had to be love
Girl I can't help but adore you, knew
you'd fit me like a glove
What a life we have in store to
spend together and stuff
You're a beauty, what a cutie
It's undoubtedly love
Undoubtedly love

My legs are go

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a nutter
My parents say that I'm an utter fool for wasting
my time on this
But I'm not chasing my imagination
I just can't hel avoid my fixation,
Cause I know that he really exists.

But if you look through time than you will find
so man

I am you, you are me
together we make a perfect charlie
And when I'm feeling down
We know that we will always be around

Our relationship is complicated
Sometimes it's hard to remember
That you're even there
But when I feel I'm being hated
Feeling lonely in

I want my hair back,
I feel like a twat.
What happened to my mop?
It went all over my top.
And now I feel like Poo,
And it's because of you.
How did you convince me?
This is not what I want to see!

I hate you.
Your freaking suck.
What happened?
You c

I'm not really in love with anyone
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend
She lives all the way over in america
And we don't share the same political views
But as far as hypothetical girlfriend's go
She'll do

Hayley G Hoover is sucking

Sitting in the living room
Staring at the decorations
Feels so out of place in this house
Sucking on a toffee apple
Munching on some pumpkin pie
Seems so out of place in his mouth
Such incongruous cuisine
He eats a tangerine to clean his palate
Someone get that ma

I feel I shouldn't need to tell you
That just 'cause you can do what you want
It doesn't mean that you should
And just because the law tells us we're grown ups now
It doesn't mean you should allow yourself
To act without thinking harder first
And I'm not saying I'm better

A lot of folk here on the internet like writing songs about weird things
And one thing that can cause upset is the hardship that rhyming brings
Rhyming words like things and brings is pretty freaking easy
But finding a rhyme for internet can make a man feel queasy
But there's thi

The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand -
Seems like things aren't going as planned

River's in the TARDIS,
The TARDIS is on fire,
She's feeling the heat,
On repeat she'll require,
Someone she can trust,

This is a song that I wrote you for your birthday
Because I couldn't be bothered to buy you anything
And I know that you might think that writing this song required more effort
than going out and buying you something
but I can promise that it didn't
I'm not even going to incl

This is my face on my head on my shoulders
With eyes and a mouth and a nose
With a lie on my tongue and a weight on my back
And a fidgeting twitch in my toes
But this isn't me anymore

These are my arms around you, though you're reluctant
And my fingernails, I can't help

I found you this morning
When i was on break
I thought you were funny
If a little insane

I quickly forgot you
And got on with my day
But then there you are
Back in my mind again

Figured I'd find you
To see what you've done
It's very impressive
Look