Passed out
In a shady
Hotel room
With a hooker
Faced down
In the restroom
The cockroaches
In hypnosis
Sippin' what's left
Of spilled mimosas
That hotel
Was so cheap
I should've brought
My own sheets
He wanted it
And I wanted

Why do you wanna break up, baby?
Because I'm not really feeling the way that I was
And if you noticed that I haven't called you back lately
Maybe we got something 'bout our so-so-some-ain't that great
And, do you wanna break up, baby?
Because I'm not really feeling the way th

Get into it, get into it, get into it

Yeah, all the fresh kids know my name by now
I'm the C A Z W E, whatever
This beat is clever
I'm a freak forever
My wallets getting fat
But you already knew that
Some of you love me
And some of you hate me
Some wanna dat

(If you came to party, throw your hands up
It's Saturday night, time to shake that ass) x 4

Oh my God
How do you get this track on your I-pod?
How do you get the sweat stain out of my Izod?
Watch it playa'
I'm comin' through you can say a prayer
Hummin' all night an

I had a puerto-rican boyfriend from Queens
Used to make me pay for everything
You know what I mean?
He'd say: Caz, can you please buy me a mac and cheese?
Pay my way, buy me my drinks, please?
And, since I have no job (no job)
And I'm low on cash (cash)
Buy me a Metro

(Ain't nobody fresher than)
(Ain't nobody fresher than)
(Ain't nobody fresher than)
(Ain't nobody fresher than)
(Ain't nobody fresher than)
(Ain't nobody fresher than)
(Ain't nobody fresher than)
(Ain't nobody fresher than)

It's so hard being fresh, being fresh<

I got ProNails on my toenails
With the weave cut down to my coat tails
When the boat sails, get ready
Line up the eyeliner, steady
Where's my foundation? I'm impatient
My rice gets sticky when my man's on probation
I give him yellow fever, a believer
Hand on the stick

Hey!
Time to get up, will you hand me my slippers?
And I'll take my orange juice in a brandy snifter
I'm a great lover and a better listener
Huh? What? Did you say somethin'? Were you talking to me?
All I see is used condom wrappers on the floor
Tricks' numbers on post-it

I seen Beyoncé
At burger king
I seen Beyoncé
At Burger King
I seen Beyoncé
At Burger King
And she
Was eatin'
She was eatin'
She was eatin'
She was eatin'

I seen Beyoncé
At Burger King
I seen Beyoncé
At Burger King
I seen Beyon

Meet me at the ice cream truck
I'll buy you an ice cream
I'll whip out my Drumstick
That will make your eyes gleam
Lick it up quick - before it melts on the floor
I got it!
Uno-dos-tres-cuatro gimme some more
Meet me at the ice cream truck
I'll buy you an ice crea

(Yeah, Yeah)
First of all, and, foremost
You don't know me
If you knew me, you wouldn't step to me
Wanna come for me? (Hah!) I'm too distant
You could speak to my assistants, assistants, assistants
That's why (if you wanna swipe my guy)

Well, you would if you could<

You see me in magazines
In the back of limousines
You get rocked on my tongue stucked up
Yeah, I'm so fresh, so fresh, so fresh
Check out who's by my side
Don't you wanna share this ride?
Drop the cash, when the cameras flash
You got your mouth opened wide
(I'm-I'

Madonna, she's too rich
Everybody wants to be rich
Everybody wants to be a bitch
And Marilyn, she's dead

Britney, she's too young
Everybody wants to be young
Everybody wants a refund
And Marilyn is in my head

Mmm took a trip, got on a plane
Adderall, Vicod

I see what I want
And I′m taking it fast
I'm gonna tell the whole world
They can kiss my ass
I got the wind to my back
And I′m stayin' on track
And I am takin' what′s mine
And I ain′t giving it back (ain't givin′ it back)

I'm on Mission Possible
I′m unstoppa

I got no selfie control
I got no selfie control
I got no selfie control
When on my cellphone

In the sun or in the rain
On the ground or on a plane
On the highway switchin' lanes
Bet you lookin' at me thinkin' I'm so vain
Use a flash if I'm in a club
Instagra

Take me to your mama's for dinner
Take me to your mama's for rice and beans
Take me to your mama's for dinner
When I show up twice she'll know what that means

Take me to your mama's for dinner
Take me to your mama's for rice and beans
Take me to your mama's for dinner

Spend all my money on my drinks again
Like Britney on MTV lipsyncs again
And if you don't like me now
You didn't liked me then
I had a bottle of gin and a vicodin
That's why I'm spinnin' like the world in dervish
Just call a broom service, insecure, nervous
I'm realer

The Latin explosion ain't new to me
I've been into foreskin since puberty
I want an uncut latino with a libido the size of Reno
Nevada to bang me till my bladder splatters
A dick fatter than a beer can
Lay down, stand, or in the back of his van
He sports Tommy, Adidas, FU