The Truth About Men

We don't like to go out shoppin

We don't care what's on sale

We just wanna to sit with a bag full of chips watchin the NFL
When you come over at half time

And say does this dress fit to tight
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie

And say uh uh fits just right

Well that's the truth about men

That's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf on our days off

And scratch and spit and cuss

No matter what line we hand ya when we come draggin in

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably happen again
We hate watchin steal magnolias

We like Rambo and die hard 4

Jump up and down like fools

When we see the new tools

At the Home Depot store

We don't really want to take you to dinner

At some fancy resturant

The only reason we do is cause it all leads to the one thing that we all want

Well that's the truth about men

That's the truth about guys

We'd rather pick gituars and work on cars

Than work on the problems in our lives

And though we say it to ya every now and then

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again
Well if you wanna know what we're all thinkin

It's nothin to complex

It's just something cold for drinkin

And a whole lot of S.E.S.
That's the truth about men

That's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost

And scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff

It don't matter what line we give you

When we come crawlin in

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen

Sure it's gonna happen

Ya know it's gonna happen again

THAT'S THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN!!