Ragnar The Red

There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead!
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made!

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda who said
Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead!
Now I think it’s high time that you lie down and bleed!

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal!
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!