Funny Story

My friends think I hit rock bottom
But I only told them
Half of what really happened
Just a corner of all the madness

And it’s easy to say that I'm stupid
For acting like I can’t
Bruise and see the worst
It’s hard when you’re always head first

And I'm sorry if I'm just a little too much, it’s just
I get scared when I'm stuck in the same place for too long
And I'm sorry if I'm just a little too much, it’s just
I don’t know what to do so I just let it all go wrong

I’d rather
Stick my head out the window
Spill my guts on the concrete
Drink too much
Talk too much
And say what I really mean

And kiss a million strangers
Do shit cause it’s funny
I might drink too much
Talk too much
But at least I’ve got a story, oh
At least I’ve got a story, oh

Last night I went to a party
Dressed up like stage 2
Avril Lavigne
I was a mess but you should’ve seen it

I woke up smelling like smoke
I don’t remember
Half of what really happened
But I'm learning to love the madness

I’d rather
Stick my head out the window
Spill my guts on the concrete
Drink too much
Talk too much
And say what I really mean

And kiss a million strangers
Do shit cause it’s funny
I might drink too much
Talk too much
But at least I’ve got a story, oh
At least I’ve got a story, oh
They’ll go crazy for a story
I’ll go crazy for a story

Maybe I took it too far this time
But I'm alright, I'm fine
With this hard and growing part of life

And I’d rather
Stick my head out the window
Spill my guts on the concrete
Drink too much
Talk too much
Say what I really mean

And kiss a million strangers
Do shit cause it’s funny
I might drink too much
Talk too much
But at least I’ve got a story, oh
At least I’ve got a story, oh
You fucking love my stories, oh
At least I’ve got a story

And it’s kind of a funny story