Drop That Name

(Frank Sinatra, Albert Schweitzer, Ingrid Bergman)
(Noel Coward, Gene Kelly, Oscar Levant)
(La, la, la, la, la, la)

(Brigitte Bardot and Jean Pateau, Marilyn Monroe, Vincent Minelli)
(Fred Astaire and René Clair, José Ferrer, the former Grace Kelly)
(Lynn Fontanne and Danny Mann and Deborah Kerr)
(Irving Berlin) And Rin Tin Tin!

(Danny Kaye and Doris Day and Pasternak)
(Hemingway and Prince Rainier or Moran and Mack)
(Irwin Shaw and Evelyn Waugh and Cary Grant)
(Rory Calhoun) And Rin Tin Toon!

(Barney Baruch and King Farouk, Alistair Cooke, Lizzie and Eddie)
(Lucille Ball and Lauren Bacall, Vivien Leigh, Roz Russel and Freddie)
(Arthur Freed and Sammy Snead and Irving Lazar)
(Anna May Wong) And Ron Ton Tong!

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-hah)
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-hah)

Flew down to Cannes to get a tan
Then simply ran to dear Portofino

St. Tropez just turned me gray
'Cause night and day I lived on just vino

Stayed with Fritz at Biarritz
The playground of kings glamourous sights

Like Brooklyn Heights

My Christian Dior I wore, then tore
Got fitted for a new Balenciaga

I like Chanel, she wears so well
As time will tell, her flows are a saga

Valentina's where I've been
I love all her things, things with good lines

Like things from Kleins?
I do all my shopping there with Mary and Ethel

Mary and Ethel who?

Mary Schwartz and Ethel Hodgkiss!

(Keenan Wynn) Rin Tin Tin!
(Sophia Loren) Ren Ten Ten!
(Ali Kahn) Rahn Tan Tan!
(Raymond Massey) Lassie!
(That's the way you play the game)
(Drop that na-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-me, ah-hah!)