A Supid Singer Sings a Stupid Song
He Tries to Tell You That the Night Is Long
You Know He´s Lying and You Know He´s Fake
He Order Whiskey When You Order Steak

Nobody Loves Him But He Don´t Care
He Doesn´t Want to Come Home This Year
And All He Wanna Do Is Bleed You Dry

Call 9-1-1 emergency
Got a man down here on bended knee
Perpetrator is a red head stands five foot three
Call 9-1-1 emergency

It was a case of hit and run Lord she took me by surprise
Send someone to the rescue cause I'm much too weak to fight

Call 9-1-1 (call 9-1-1)

Ain't got no idea why you left me
Don't have a clue dear what went wrong
All the reasons still escape me all I know is that you're gone

I know I said that I would change
But these things take some time
Baby that's why I've been acting so strange
Cause your sweet love is

My edges are rough and the cold winds of life
Have left my sails ragged and torn
And old lady luck has watched my dreams die
Seems like from the day I was born
There's no way to count the chances I've missed
And I'm not proud to say I've settle scores with my fists
But ri

You Smell Like Asparagus
But We´ll Leave That Behind Us
Like a Dead President
Or the Place Where I Went

Last Summer

I Don´t Remember It´s Name
And They All Look the Same
When the Sun Doesn´t Shine
But the Drinks Where Fine

Last Summer

I'm bluer than the bluegrass in Kentucky
I'm sadder than a weeping willow tree
I'm lonesome as the mountains on the moon
With the biggest broken heart in Tennessee

I heard through the grapevine how you're doing
You turned some cajun head's in New Orleans
You caused a fi

Hey, I´m Awake What´s That Scent in the Air
Do I Know This Place From Before
I Wonder Where All of My Shoes Dissapear
Just Some Traces of Dirt On the Floor
Does Anyone Here Have Some Water to Spare
Cause I Woke With This Terrible Thirst
It´s the Romantic Notion of Harshne

He's got a John Deere cap and a bad haircut
A face only a mama could love
But he's a hard worker he comes home at night
He's got a wife and a dog two kids and a half
He's a lifetime die hard democrat
And he pays his bills he's an honest man
He's validated unadulterated co

They used to tell us boys you're wasting time
You can't make a livin' with that guitar on your mind
Then they'd line up to hear us on Saturday might
And we'd say what do you think and they all testified

They said don't quit your day job you're gonna lose the farm
You got a

I'm standing at the crossroads in life, and I don't know where togo.
You know you've got my heart babe, but my music's got my soul.
Let me play it one more time, I'll tell the truth and make itrhyme,
And hope they understand me.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my so

I Don't Know, If I Can Recover,
How Can We Be Friends, If We Cant Be Lovers,
It's Killing Me, Thinking of You With Him

Call It Pride, Call It Stubborn,
But I Won't Give Up, Til I Know Theres no Other Way,
To Start All Over Again.

Cause There's Just So Much One M

You gotcha corn up in Iowa grapevines in California
But down south in Savannah GA you got Georgia peaches
The cotton's high in Alabam ol' Virginia's cookin' country ham
I go to Hot-Lanta everytime I can for Georgia peaches
[ steel ]
The rice is ready out in Arkansas
Tobac

I Used to Love a Girl Caled Mary-jane
I Used to Think That People Looked the Same
Without Their Heads On

But Then She Made My Sky Complete
I Used to Watch Her Fall Asleep

I Used to Kiss Her Lie the Salty Sea
I Used to Think That We Where Wild and Free
So Independe

It´s the Kindness of Strangers
And the Absence of Harm
With the Gothenburg Herbman
And His Friendly Charm

He´s Got a Headful of Liquor
And a Fistful of Grass
And His Skin Is the Color
Of the White Middle-class

He Do the Crazy Handstand
He Do the Funny Ape<

Love can be a red red rose
A pretty thing as pretty goes
Knock you down turn you inside out
Come on strong then leave you in doubt

Love can be red red hot
Feels so good you give it all you got
Just when you think you've got the very best kind
You got the one that dr

Seventeen and out of control
Old blue jeans and a restless soul
Feeling free headed nowhere
But it sure felt good gettin' there

We were looking for love on that honky tonk highway
Too much was never enough on that honky tonk highway
[ guitar ]
Years go by like old f

I ain't worried about the ocean but I'm glad some folks are
Now I like whales and darter snails but you can carry this thing too far
They wanna save the planet but they're endangering me
We ain't got no ozone problem here in Tennessee

I don't think globally I think locally

Way down in Texas just southwest of San Antone
There's a slow burnin' mem'ry that just won't leave my heart alone
I'm not here to complain I wouldn't have it any other way

This old road sure gets lonely the price you pay for bein' free
Workin' nights and sleeping days that's al

Girl when I look in your eyes
I can feel the sunshine down on me
Baby when you hold me tight the whole world seems right
Just like it should be can't you see
Things don't always work out like they should
Through the bad times baby we'll find the good

Cause I do (you kno

My friend Joe's gotta bass boat hooked to a Range Rover
It ain't ever been wet
His next door neighbor's got a condo in Jamaica
He ain't ever seen it yet
We keep tryin' to keep up I'm not sure I know why
The trouble with this rat race baby is there ain't no finish line

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