Him: I met 'er down in Napoli and didn't she look great
And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates
And though we're married 'appily, I'll tell ya furthermore
I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since Nineteen-Forty-Four!

Her: Eat your minestrone, Joe!
Him: That's al

Oh doctor, I'm in trouble
Well, goodness gracious me
For every time a certain man
Is standing next to me
Mmm?
A flush comes to my face
And my pulse begins to race
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
Oh!

I've got a clock that wakes me
Every morning for my day
I've got a corn that gives me
Warning when it's going to rain
I've got a dream that's coming true
I've got a sweety in view

I'm as happy as can be, 'cause I've
Fallen in love with a girl you see
I haven't