If you want that happy feeling, if you really wanna hit the ceiling.
If you want the world to spin, just get those lagers in.

Alcohol, you get it in bottles.
Alcohol, you get it in cans.
Alcohol, you get it on draught.
Alcohol, Get it anyway you can.

If you`ve g

Here's a nice ballad, like the six thousand others.
It's a love song again, it'll probably get covered.
No, the drums don't come in yet, that's in three bars time.
It's just me and the piano, and this sweet lullaby.
Here are the drums now, and a power guitar chord.
And m

Del says .. "Sax solo by a busker pulled in at Waterloo Station,
Obviously paid nowt, Thacher was in power remember !!!"

I can't go out and socialise, people don't take long to realise.
You can tell they've sussed it in they're eyes, there's something about me they despise.

You'll see my name on a street of stars.
But I can't cope now, with all the empty bars.
Well it's one step forward, three steps back,
your pockets empty, knife in your back.

I said you're just a bad loser.

You've been running around telling everybody we're shit.

Banned from the pubs get out of this place, banned from the pubs cos we don't like your face.
Banned from the pubs get out of that door, banned from the pubs or i'll call the law.

Banned, banned, banned, cos they don't like punks, banned, banned, banned, they treat us like drunks.

Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities.
Forget about your worries and your strife.
I mean those bare necessities, of mother nature's recipes,
that bring the bare necessities of life.

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam, I couldn't be fonder, of my big hom

When I see all those poxy posy mods, I want to beat up all the silly sods.
When I see them walking down the street, it makes me puke 'cos they look so neat.

Beat up the mods, beat up the mods ..

I hate Ian Page 'cos he's such a fucking tit, I wanna re-arrange his face with a bu

Gotta big mouth, your talking shit.
But you don't know you're saying it.
You're talking shit, all day long.
And all you say is always wrong.

You've got a big mouth .. ..

Got no friends and I'm not suprised.
Because you tell so many lies.
No-one listens to w

I am here but where is she? We were supposed to meet at three
Now I'm soaking wet from the pouring rain, it looks like I've been blown out again

Although I try it's all in vain, I've been blown out blown out again
It's not my fault I'm not to blame, I've been blown out blown out ag

Folks round here still remember him well, there's many a man with a story to tell.
Cos' that man Trapper and the things he did, made you forget about Billy the Kid.

You'd better hide, you'd better run, you'd better get your gun.

Feared in the North, South, East & West, and

We're busy doing nothing, working all day through,
we're trying to find lots of things not to do.
We're busy going nowhere, isn't it such a crime ?
we'd like to be unhappy but we never do have the time.

I have to watch the river to see that it doesn't stop,
and stick ar

You really haven't got a clue,
you sit and watch your house burn down.
We don't need you to hang around,
waiting for a break to make the same mistake.
You're just chasing shadows .. ..
So now today I wake and see
there's nothing in this world for me.

You're a child molester from down town.
Get little kids and pull their pants down.
Put plastic bags upon their heads.
Suffocate them until they're dead.

Child Molester .. ..

You're a child molester from down town.
All the kids run when you're around.
You ma

Down the pub, pissed asleep, dope is working, dreaming about a girl so sweet.
I woke up, in a state, to find out, I've been touching up my mate.

[Refrão]
Ooh! What a cringe, I can't believe it's true.
Ooh! What a cringe, there's nothing I can do.

Tried to run, and lea

I'm gonna' tell you a lil' story now, about unrequited love .. ..

There must be something better, there must be something more,
there must be some good reason for loving you therefore ..
Oh I, I, I, I wish i'd never met her.

The laziness of loving, the feeling insecure,

The baby crawls, the baby growls, to all concerned in fits and snarls.
The baby burns, unbridled thoughts, to rise again above it all.

Yeah bow down to the dog society.
Bow wow to the dog society.

Don't turn to run, don't break my fall,
'cos you'll die young, so will

Especially for you, I wanna let you know what I was going through.
All the times we were apart I thought of you.
You were in my heart, our love never changed, I still feel the same.

Especially for you, I wanna tell you I was feeling that way too,
and If dreams were wings, I

Planned down to the last detail, this one job that couldn't fail.
Broke in on the night before, one guard no trouble to the four.

Seven million on that day, and now they're clean away.
Seven million on that day, on that Easter holiday.

When the staff arrived at noon, they

Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.
Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.
Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.
In August 1977, Elvis met his

Especially for you, I wanna let you know what I was going through.
All the times we were apart I thought of you.
You were in my heart, our love never changed, I still feel the same.

Especially for you, I wanna tell you I was feeling that way too,
and If dreams were wings, I