If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to

If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

After saving china I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now I'm losing all control
I think I

If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

[Simba]
Hmm!
Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir
Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
By beasts who don't fight fair
I've turned into

(NSYNC)

Mid-life is tough, babe
The end is nigh
I've seen boy bands come and go
Yeah
The wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
'cause I couldn't please
She left me like that
No strings attached
Every little thing I do
Never seems to pull me through
Depres

There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar.
Harry, you're a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy, Qu

I started as a nobody
And grew up as a freak
My dad drank booze
My mom smoked pot
I had a poor physiche
But now I'm running Gotham
Cause that Bat's delirious
I shoot up all the good guys asking
Why so serious?
Can't read my
Can't read my
No they can't

Hey, girl, yeah I've liked you for a while
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
I still consider you absolutely sublime
Hey, girl, yeah, I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watc

Long, long time ago
Long time ago
In a galaxy, far in a galaxy
Far, far away

There once was boy slave
Destined to save space
He wins a big pod race
And hits on a queen
(Padmé's a cougar)

Qui gets killed by Daryh Maul
Who is then chopped in half
Obi

The lord of the rings
Hobbits, dwarves
Elves and men
Kings and queens
Epicness
Lord of the rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
Po-ta-toes

Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil ringwraiths
The fellowship

At least I avoided cliche
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées
Taking my time
Breaking bread, sipping wine
Meat for two

It's a beautiful city for saps
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that
And I know, I know we're not in love
But we'd fool

I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens

Don't care for money, don't care about the fame
I'm just collabing with my friends