Wonder who's grabbing her by the ass tonight
Chasing her around with no clothes on
Leaving on the light,
I bet they're leaving on the light

And i wonder who's grabbing her by the ass tonight
Playing around with those great big tits
Making her feel alright
I betcha s

Sufferin' Jesus, do I really have to say this?
Okay, Here it goes.

Friends, have you ever watched your dog vomit on the floor
And then nosed among the contents in search of an undigested morsel?

Stay Jingles, Stay.

Friends, Is your dog's persnickety appetite...
Stay

I'd like to see the coyote eat the road runner
And I'd like to see Kneievel blown to bits
I love to see Rex Humbard lay his hands upon Molly Bea
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and roun

Baby you're such a beautiful girl,
You take my breath away,
Girls like you don't come around everyday
But, If by chance you dropped your pants
On the cheatin' side of town,
I'm not the jealous type, but that's the day

That I'll break your pretty neck
And I'll kick t

I was havin' me a burger
In a dirty greasy spoon café
I was eatin it with relish
When a man beside me turned to say
What's that pubic hair
Doin layin on your bun
I said I never saw it sittin there
Are sure it's really one
He stood up on the counter
And said no

I'm a Long Distance Daddy
Riding my pickup tonight
And I'm a 40 year old honky-tonk runner
With a honky-tonk whore for a wife

Spoken:
Well I jumped in my pick up and I drove to the fridge and I got myself a beer. Then took a drive to Sonny's room, he's the border...Guy who

Oh, the Fox went out on a date one night
Then he fucked and he sucked, Then he fucked and he sucked
Then he fucked and he sucked, Then he fucked and he sucked
And it must be a mighty fine town-o, town-o, town-o
Fucked and he sucked, Then he fucked and he sucked
Then it must b

Well, My bitch is in heat, She won't wash her feet
I ain't smelled her hole in nearly a week
I ain't got no money, No dope or no booze,
I got a whoreofasorethroat from singin' the blues

Fingers are bleedin' from playin' my guitar
I'm just tryin' to learn so I can play in ba