Revelations:
And the number of the Beast shall be 666. Born in the sixth month, the sixth day, and the sixth hour, and anyone bearing this mark, shall be known as the AntiChrist

I needed a date
For the high school dance
I went into the toilet
And I took a chance
I saw n

We are americans.
We are americans, oh yeah!
We carry great big guns
'cause we are americans!

Oh yeah!
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are coke, we are pepsi

'cause we are americans
We are americans.

What we'd like to do

Up and down the street he bounces
Waiting for someone to pass
He's the guy with a special problem
He's got a basketball ass
Basketball, basketball
Basketball ass
Basketball, basketball
Basketball ass.

The buddhist monk singers sing the hits of the 80's!

I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money
Do what you want me to do.

She doesn't like it when I smoke
Or give the fire a friendly stoke
And when the sun is burning down
We sit in the shade

She says she looks like frankenstein
I tell her that she looks just fine
It always gives her peace of mind
When I say these words to her

Bur

He wore a coat of many pockets in which were hidden numerous treats and treasures for us children when he came to visit. he would produce chocolates and sweets out of those endless hiding places
Laugh at us while we gobbled them down. he'd laugh and laugh. it wasn't until I found his diary y

Hey captain greg! tell us about the time you fought the pirates of spain!
Aw gee, you kids don't want to hear that story again, do you?
Oh yes we do!
Oh no you don't.
Oh yes we do!
Oh no you don't!
Please, captain greg?
Well only if you promise to let me practice my b

Christmas dreams
And drunken alibies to you
I can't believe
I danced with naked with the turkey
I got stuffing everywhere
I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair
And I'm sorry I shot your dog
But at the time my mind was in a fog

I went and poured the pu

It was a terrible day. my legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. I didn't know what to do. my eyes were bloodshot, and actually my legs were bloodshot as well. it was strange,
Was happy. I got into my car. I decided I was going to leave the city. gonna go south, gonna have

I bought a pair of pants
At the corner store
They were size fourty-one
I'm size thirty-four
So I took them to a tailor
And I tried them on
And he took them in
And I took them home
Now they felt just fine
Until I read this tag
On the inside leg
And it c

He lived by the sea
The Dolphin Boy
And he loved the dolphins that swam so free
The Dolphin Boy
He was at one with the ocean
The dolphins he loved with devotion
And he could not hide his emotion
The Dolphin Boy

So he abandoned the land up above
The Dolphin B

I love you!
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt!
I love you and I'd like to take you out to the barn and beat you with a manure-caked stick!

(cheering, clapping)
I'm back again!
But this time I'm here to introduce
The most famous group
That I have ever met.....
Corky and the juice pigs!

I'll buy you an electric car
So we can go out and look at the stars some time
I'll adopt a third world family
And we can send them letters at christmas time

I'll give up meat

Give up meat?

Are you crazy?

Maybe not, but I won't eat it in front of you
We can

I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe.

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
but all I want to do is get into his parka.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber,

Well, my mother was a mule
And my father was a squirrel
My sister's a boy,
And I am a girl

Circus freaks (repeat 1)
Yeah!
Circus freaks (repeat 1)

My mother was a bearded women
And my father was a bearded man,
He never made much money.

Circus freaks

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street

Hi bob, how are you?

Just fine bill. but I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new gas b-b-que!

Along with a year's supply of kingsford charcoal - get the kingsford edge! but I've seen you cruising down t

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street

Hi Bob, how are you?

Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE!

Along with a year's supply of Kingsford Charcoal - get the Kingsford edge! But I've seen you cruising down t

He was little but we loved him
He was small but he was swell
He was tiny, how he teased me
Guess he knew how to ring my bell

He was my midget love slave
He was a horny little half-pint
With lovin' for sale
He was my midget love slave
His name was andrew, but I c

He lives down by the furnace,
janitor, janitor,
and he makes the young kids nervous,
janitor, janitor,
he tells everybody to call him Tony,
but he smells like oil and his ass is bony,
janitor, janitor.

He's got a lot of charms,
janitor, janitor,
like the pri