Hey, Pedro, hey, Pedro
Hey, where are ya, man

(Over here, man) Pedro
(I'm over here, man
By the trashcan)
Where, I can't see you
(Over here where the flies are, man)

Oh, I see you
Hey, I'll be right over, man
(Okay, hurry up)

Excuse me, coming throug

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought m

Beaners....
Beaners....
Beaners...
Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face

(Bloat, bloat on)
Ladies and gentlemen
Will you please welcome
(Bloat, bloat on)
The Fabulous Bloaters

(Bloat, bloat, bloat on)
(Bloat on, bloat on)

Hamburger
And my name is Big Boy
And I love a hamburger
That's nice and juicy

A hamburger that ge

(Cheech:)
Took a walk to the corner store
Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s`mores
Up pulled a guy in a yellow van
Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand

(Chong:)
He said, alright all you mojados down here
I want you all to hit the floor
I got one thing t

(Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.<

My mama's talkin' to me
She tells me how to live,
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve.

My daddy he disowned me
'Cause I wear my sisters clothes,
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose.

The basketball coach
Done kicked me

Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, cuz hes one bad mother fucker, hes one bad mother fucker

(chorus)
Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
and he'll pimp you too.

Unlike Snuffulumpus, Elmo maked the bitches huff

I was sitting in the coffee shop
Just minding my own affair
When all of a sudden, this
Policeman caught me unaware

Said, is your name Pedro
I says, yeah, I guess so
Said, then come with me cause
You're the man we been looking for

I said, hey, man
I been fr

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone,
Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone!

Heeeey Masterbater!

I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nice,
Once aint enough so I had to do it twice,
If you w

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico.
I got lost didn't know what way to go.
I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

I felt that smoosh and I said oh Mama.
My lowrider squished that little Chihuahua.
I pray for forgiveness and I sin

All my friends know the lowrider.
The low-ride-r is a little higher
low-rid-er, drives a little slower
low-rid-er is a little colder
low-rid-er knows every street yeah
low-rid-er doesnt wanna meet yeah
low-rid-er dont use no gas yeah
low-rid-er dont drive to fast

(Talking)
Oh, my goodness
I cannot believe this
Did you see that, man?
She got a thong on to the beach
Baby, with all that cellulite you got
Going on down there,
You need a beach blanket, not a beach towel, okay?

Ooh, that gut's so scandalous
You know that g

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
b

CM: Cheech Marin TC: Tommy Chong)

CM: (Playing piano) "Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese...the vecto wit da
Bony knees...he comin' down da street wit no choos on his feet...and he's
Going to..." No, no, that's ain't it... "Mamamasita, donde esta Santa
Claus...da guy wit da ha

Good morning, class
Good morning, class
Class, good, shut up!
Thank you

As you know your regular teacher
Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation
However she does send her love, at least finger paintings
And desk club she's making

I am your substitute teach

Good morning, class
Good morning, class
Class, class, shut up
Thank you

As you know, your regular teacher
Sister Rosetta Stone
Is on a small vacation
However she does send her love
And these fingerpaintings
And dust cloths she's making

I am your substi

One sunny day I was riding my bike,
And smokin' a joint, 'cause that's what I like
A police man stopped me and began to stare,
And he said "Hey sonny, whatcha smokin' there?"

I said..
It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man?
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It'

[Chong]
Up in smoke
That's where my money goes
In my lungs
And sometimes up my nose
When troubled times
Begin to bother me
I take a toke
And all my cares
Go up in smoke

[Cheech]
Up in smoke
Donde todos es mi rey
There are no signs
Que dic