I've begun to question the ways you count your love
We've been holding hands now for quite long enough
Just so happens that the way to this heart of mine
Might seem a bit unusual so I'll lay it on the line

You can sodomize me
Get behind and ride me
Stuff your cock

do you remember that night
when we had our first night
the stars were bright
and they were in the sky
do you remember that night
do you remember that night
do you remember that night
'cause i don't

do you remember that night
when i told you i was in love

Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight

Just because you drink that tea
Doesn't mean you're better than me
Putting nuts on your eye
Doesn't mean you're not gonna die

Hey, hippie, just want to get a few th

i like doing stuff with you
i like all the stuff we do
i like doing stuff with you
do you like doing stuff with me too?

i like all the stuff you are
i like playing the guitar
i like being superstars
do you want to be a superstar?

lalalalalalalalala...
dodo

i used to think that you were an asshole
and i guess i still do
now i think that i'm a bigger asshole than you

you're so selfish 'cause you always think about yourself
i do that too
isn't it funny how the lights, camera, action changes the way you talk to me

dodododod

She's so retarded, the other retards call her: Retarded retard!
But she has the prettiest voice I have ever heard when she goes

Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee
Doop-doop-doop-doo-wee-ah-ooo-wee

When she sings it's like retarded angels getting retarded wings
I love to he

my baby and me were 'gether for so long
but we broke up and now she's gone
i thought she would be my wife
but she left me for a better life
now she's gone i hardly see her at all
but sometimes at night i get this call
she needs the d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g from me
she ne