At seven o'clock I will take you to the dance
At nine o'clock we'll be taking off our pants
Your parents marriage might be a mess
But we'll deny the pain with a brand new dress

It's prom, it's prom
I'm taking you to the prom

Beep beep
We're going in a rented Merce

Stripper Magician, a wonderful addition
To parties and funerals even police suspicion
I think there's something shiny behind your ear
I can also make your daughter’s virginity disappear

Take a look at my magic stick
It makes dreams come true with just one lick-
Flick

They say jellyfish are lazy
But I don't think their lives are that crazy
Soft-bodied sea creatures
Showing off their curvy features
They don't seem to give a fuck
Swimming around, testing their luck

I'd like to be a jellyfish
It's a dream of mine, my only wish
W

When you're hanging with the girl
And she's looking nice
You think you'll wanna smooch her face
But what is the price?
AIDS
Herpes
Gonorrhea
Scabies and crabs
Think you want them down your pants?
No you raging

Now this shit has really hit
And I feel