I love you,
you love me
we are the canadian family.

I give you maple leaf
you put on a tree
do you want some gravy and cheese
with chips and maple leafs to go
me and you mc'ds

Americans think they are the best
but canadians wont be put to rest
We are the best better eat our vest
otherwise we ll where a dress

CHORUS
CAN-AN-AN-ADA
CAN-AN-AN-ADA
LIVE FOREVER MORE
DONT EAT HAY EAT STRAW!

Canadians will rule the world
we like to

Hey hey are you ready to play
with the canadian bush party
sing with us play games with us
and dont forget to have fun

"rap"
hey we are the best we canadians
are the best we are the best we are
better than the rest BUSH PARTY
are the best we are cool
toronto

Hometown girl, Home on a weekend
I'm at home, alone and drinkin
she's comin' over soon I'd rather watch the game
third quarter play and the Lions are winnin', once again
Chorus: She told me to kiss her where she stinks
so I drove her to Squamish (repeat)
She stumbles thro

Driving north on 16 west, next to the girl i think smells the best
We hear a rattle, and then we hear a hum,
Sound of metal on concrete sounds like a tin drum
Chorus:
Duct tape saved my life but bondo saved my car
9 and a half weeks ago last saturday night,
Like two hyena

Say you got to write what you know
but living out here in the middle of nowhere
there's not much to know but the four walls of your room
and the contents within
Try and fill the void with alcohol
but you wont find much solace in the bottom of a bottle
but you might find a

Barbits' and Alcohol will make the end so near
Sodium Penthanol will tell you what you want to hear
Amphetamines will make you paranoid and cruel
But you need those little red Bennys just to keep you awake in school
Chorus
Insert Directly and I'll feel no pain
No medicati

Send a cheque to quebec
canada is the cheapest
cause we are-are the best

see our flag flyin high
our maple leaf in the sky
we ate gravy and cheese
we should pop down to mc'ds
where we will catch the fleas

canadians are clever and vex
we love to hear DMX

1 and 2 and 3 on the double,
Surrey Girls aint nothin but trouble,
Last night I slept with the Devil,
Surrey Girls aint nothin but trouble.
Took her out on a Monday night
She threw in a tape, and it was Great White
I said thats great, yeah I told a lie
And my inner ch

It's 3 AM and I'm waiting
for the coffee perculating
in the kettle in the back
And there's no use getting all upset
about who is degrading who
when there is hockey on the set
Chorus
There's two cops in Tim Hortons
and I'm just another sh*t to them
maybe I'm ju

We strike back from montreal
gimme a mickey large and tall
gimmey a looney
gimme a tooney
but whatever you do dont pinch
my ginch

CHORUS
Zambonies cleaning eh eh?
Zambonies cleaning eh eh?
see the leaves on the maple tree
we go down to the canadian sea.<