If's I'm preparin'
For some Christmas sharin'
But I pause because
Hangin' my stockin
I can hear a knockin'
'Zat You , Santa Claus?

Sure is dark out
Ain't the slightest spark out
On my clackin' jaws
Who's there, who is it
Stoppin' for a visit? <

Don't you feel my leg,
Don't you feel my leg
Cause when you feel my leg your going to feel my thigh and if you feel my thigh your going to tell a lie
So don't you feel my leg

Don't you drink that wine,
Don't you drink that wine,
Cause when you drink that wine you'll t

Last night I was dreaming
Dreamed about the H-Bomb
Well the bomb it went off and I looked around
I was the only man left on the ground

Thirteen women and only one man in town
There were thirteen women and only man in town
Well as funny as it may be
The only l

There's a boy named Billy
He's from up there in Virginia
He makes that lightnin' holler in them hills
He's got a recipe handed down from his pappy
In a shiny 50-gallon copper still
There's a boy name Jose
Makes the best guacamole
And the hottest hot tamales in the lan

He's got a sharkskin suit and a diamond earring
He's got jet-black hair, just like his mother
He's got a jail tattoo, from his long-lost brother
He's got a shotgun fuse, don't you pull his trigger

Broke from jail without a gun,
public enemy number one
Killed a man

When You're Hangin with your friends at night
and everything feels just right
(Its Always Gonna Get You Everytime)

The sun is out You're feeling great
There is no time to hesitate
( It's always gonna get cha everytime )

It comes on fast
(you just hope that it will

Ain't got no money to get a shave
Ain't got no time to get a job
I drink my whisky; I drink my wine
I left my worries far behind

I'm feelin' hungry; I'm feelin' broke
If you could spare one, I could surely use a smoke
I got no history; I got no past
If you do

Like a wild train rollin' so wild and full of steam
Once you get us going, it's like nothing you have seen
With some fire in your belly, you move a little faster
And the devil in your eye makes you hit a little harder

So where do you draw the line and tell yourself no more?

I like to sneak a drink, and roll my smoke
You see I like my collars pressed
I wear big ol' hats, and fancy ties
And I hang late with my friends

I can take it on the chin with a cheshire grin
I'm a sinner, VIP
You know I like mixed drinks
I likes what I think

Tell me brother, sisters do you listen when it rains
Are you worried something's going to end it all today
Is there anything that you had wished that you had said
Or is it all just bouncing like a buble in your head
Run, run 'til you're far away
Run, run 'til you're far away<

Hey Pachuco!

Summer '43 the man's gunnin' for me
Blue and white mean war tonight
They say dawn my pride and all
The other cats livin' down eastside
Or maybe just my brim's too wide

Oooh Marie you better grab my jack
And zip gun for me
And I'll face no shame

Now I'm the king of the swingers, boy
Jungle VIP
Well I've reached the top, and had to stop
And that's what's bothering me
I wanna be a man, a man cub
Stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around

So woo-oh, I wanna be just

Swingin through the jungle
I have sailed the 7 sea's
King of the monkeys
And nothing bothers me
I wanna fly right through the sky
I wanna touch the moon
But I hear it call me
And I have to go back soon

Fires in the city
There was dancin in the streets
Mo

Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a red-hot hootchie-cootcher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

Now, she me

I went out last night just to walk around
And let the cool breeze fill my head,
When this young lady walked up to me
And this is what she said
"Hey there mister you're a nice big fella and your looking mighty fine,
Howz about we go to a fine French restaurant
You can b

Well, Santa's got his hair all piled high
Swingin' his sleigh right through the sky
For the Christmas, Rockabilly Christmas
He's a real cool cat with shades and his old red hat

Santa's got his creepers red and green
Swingin' his sleigh while the kiddies dream
For t

I walk the streets of new Orleans
With the girl of my dreams
I've seen a dozen brassbands play and swing
While little children laugh, dance and sing
I've seen old men drunk singin the blues
With top hats and canes and spectator shoes
I consider myself lucky to have fallen

Five years bad luck. Spell on me
It's as easy as four and three
She was the worst thing about me
My baby left. My baby went away

She went away. Away from me
She went away. Away from me

I've seen some good times
Well, all I can say is
She went away

So long my friends, farewell goodbye
I'd love to stay an play and sing for awhile,
But it's time to hit the road and say goodbye
So long farewell goodbye

Goodbye to my friends I'm glad you were here

It's time for us to go and get another beer
Well I like to see your s

Now if you've seen my baby
My baby is oh so fine
She's long and lean
And never mean
She tastes like cherry wine

And she's my baby (She drives me crazy)
Now a love like mine
Should never be denied
I want to hug and kiss her
Oh Lord I really miss her all the t