She's in the spotlight in the centre of the stage again tonight
And as usual she is flanked by her husband and her brother
And she's dancing like there's no tomorrow

She's got the whole crowd in the palm of her hand
Singing a song that was written by her dad
And the whole c

And this one's got like an intro that goes
Alexa, play Beans on Toast, Alexa
So no one can listen to it on their Amazon Echo

Alexa, can you hear me? Alexa, are you listening?
Stupid question, 'course you are, you're recording everything
You're monitoring everything that hap

We celebrate your birthday with pictures from your past
Of you living your younger years as if they were your last
And don't you look different, so much has changed
But underneath it all I'd like to think you're still the same

And I wanna sing your praises, raise a toast
Bu

Well fuck the smokeing ban
i say
lets smoke another
ive been smokeing half my life thats why my voice is fucked up
still i dont regret it though
ill roll another fag
im sure that how i treat myself's got nothing to do with them

and a pint without a cigarette
is

You don't change the world, it changes you
I got a bit older, and long in the tooth
I been around the block a number of times
And I'm still trying to find a reasonable rhyme

I learnt to appreciate the bird in my hand
The elephant in my room, the monkey on my back
The ca

Steve is from Basildon, he's a hospital porter
His shift starts in the middle of the night
He rides in to work on a motorbike
He doesn't talk much to the patients
But he gets them where they need to go
He gets on with all of his collegues though
Like that surgeon in the t

Well Jamie gets home from work
Puts a record on
Fixes up the dinner
Waits for Lilly to come
She's been teaching all day
She's got papers to mark
She agrees with the kids
When it comes to homework
But there's a veggie lasagna
Left from last night
She could

The waters broke and we headed to the hospital
Hoping this would be the day we'd finally get to meet you
We were excited and we were nervous
Your mum was so calm, I put on my bravest face

As they hooked up a machine to listen to your heart beat
A sound that I will not forge

Well Major Oak is an ancient tree in the middle of the Sherwood forest
It's over a thousand years old, and it's still got acorns on it
The life expectancy of an oak tree is about three hundred years
And that's why Major Oak is so revered

Well try to cast your mind back, to a th

I've always been good at leaving
Easy at saying goodbye
My friends and family and those who are close to me
Know how it goes, they know what I'm like

There's always a destination
Always a show to be had
The roads always calling and I'm always listening
There's alway

The world is dying
Shit is getting serious
Everybody's lying
It's impossible to tell the truth
It's worry, worry
Worry, worry
Worry, worry
Worry, worry
All the time
That don't solve anything
I never used to be the worrying type
But I'm not exactly sure

I been walking and talking
Singing and dancing
Laughing and joking as well
About all of the things that are happening
While trying to ignore that smell
But sometimes it gets through
There's nothing you can do
In fact I just got a big whiff
I know you can smell it<

If you could have a drink with anyone
Dead or alive
Fictional or non-Fictional
Who would you have a drink with?

Well that's a question asked to me by a friend of mine
While making conversation on a, long drive
I didn't really think about it, just gave the answer quick

Eins, zwei, drei, vier

I'm an ignorant Englishman, travelling through Germany
And I don't speak the language: Excuse me, can you help me?
Wow that's amazing, your English is great
And makes me feel even more ignorant

I'm sorry about the stuff at home with the referendum

Well, the price of rice is rising from a penny to a pound
And there'll soon be starving people everywhere we look around
I don't understand the economy so I'll sing another tune
But let's just try to make sure, everybody's got some food

Well, the price of a house is rising, the

Well, I would make an unlikely gymnast
But I'm obliged to give it a try
It was one of those conversations
It was one of those nights

But this morning I tried to do a cartwheel
And my body started showing it's age
Although I grin and beared it like a champion
I could

Well today feels like a Bob Marley song
I got the afternoon off, there's nothing going on
My head is in the clouds and the Sun is in the sky
Watching the world go by

And you have to admit that it looks fantastic
There’s so many reasons to be optimistic
Savouring the mom