I'm not a boy, I'm not a man
I'm just a guy trying to survive
I eat breakfast every morning
And then take the bus to work

You ain't calling me home
What's going on?
I'm missing you so

I watch the people on the street
They seem so busy with their phones
But

Don't cry
The phone won't ring
I'll try to forget you
Maybe in a month's time

This feels like free-falling down
Yeah, I know, you're the one who has to go
But please not tonight

Won't this light of joy
Show when I get back home?
I'll never forget
Even

I feel like a monster
Is under my bed
Ready to eat me
Did I drink too much?
I don't know

I head for the kitchen
And open the fridge
But there's nothing in there
It's been like that since you've left

But I'm trying my best to cope
With the idea that you

t's so hard to be healthy,
my doctor says I need a cure
'cuz I'm risking a
serious breakdown

It's so hard to be wealthy,
I mean, I'd like to get
there
but I think I need another life, baby

You showed me everything you
had,
but still left me on my own.<

Salt and pepper chips
You've got juicy lips
but I'm way too shy
To try to kiss

You shake those hips
You give me the fits
I've got a devil inside
He's calling the hits

You say "Mon Dieu
That man's a brute
He looks at me with a fire
But he's cute."</

They showed me to the woods
Said I should sit and wait
"The dealer with the stuff
Ain't gonna be late."

It's starting to get dark
And no one's showing up
I'm starting to think
I was better off staying at home

There's a van stopping by
There's a strange guy

It was hard leaving my family down at the South Pole
But I couldn't resist the temptation of that ship
It had a sign saying "One way cargo - USA"

My friends, they told me not to go
But I think I really like it here
There's plenty of fish and chips and beer
And I really