You know I love to drink my share
of whiskey, beer, and wine
but lately I've had one too many one too many times
so bartender I've been thinkin' up a drinkin' resolution
I've thought about it long and hard
And here is my solution

Cut me off at one tonight
that's gon

Does it bother you to have my feet on your desk
Please take it as a sign of no respect
Your office was open, thought we'd have a little talk
Here's something you can stuff in your suggestion box

(Chorus): You're a bonehead jerk, yeah, I said it
I'd been doing all the work

Tonight we crossed the borderline into a world that's new
And we don't know what we might find waiting for me and you
Your wanting me to lead the way as you hold on to my hand
Well this is all so new to me but I'll do the best I can

I'm a stranger here myself and I don't know m

Can I come to your party
I won't get in your way
I'll stand there in the corner
With not too much to say
Except what you have heard by now
At least a million times

It's up to you
It's up to you
I've done all I can do
It's up to you

I've been your ivory

I told my boss where to get off two months ago today
Now the bills are pilling high and they're hauling things away
They took the living room sofa the kool-aid stains and all
Now my butts down on a hardwood floor and my back's against the wall

One more repossession and I'll be

You were looking at me like you wanted to stay
When I saw you yesterday
I'm not wasting your time, I'm not playing no games
I see you

Who knows the secret tomorrow will hold?
We don't really need to know
Cause you're here with me now, I don't want you to go
You're h

He spent his days with horses
And his nights with Rosalee
He spent his pay on whiskey
That was made in Tennessee
As I was growing up
He spent a lot of time with me
When I'd ask him about women
He'd just grin
He said son I know horses
Like the back of my hand</

You look just like her
But you don't fool me
'Cause I know her sweet love
Was more than a dream
How did I miss it when you took her place
There's not a trace of her love on your face

So please tell me who are you
And where is the girl I knew
She said her love wa

Can I have this dance, My you're looking pretty,
Is There something wrong, Did he leave you hurting,
I don't mean to pry, but that tear in your eye gave you away
If you don't want to talk we'll keep in quiet,
But sometimes a heartache hurts worse if you hide it,
I think the