All the, wrong things,
who cares, I sing,
show me, the way,
I'll say, you're gay,
always, I know,
I rock, and you roll,
seeing, finding,
your face, so blinding,

Chorus:
Say it is so, green means go,
switch the friggin lights, gotta drive you home,
Na

Asian + Akon:
Yoo hoo, whee hoo
Yoo hoo, whee hoo

Gwen Stefani:
Hey, look at me
I just bought a new flat screen TV
It was the biggest brightest picture that I've ever seen
And I love my green tea and my small bonsai tree and any movie that is made by Ang Lee
And

Beyoncé: Commercial shoot's done, they just wanted one today, anyway...
Who'd look at the other two, when you've got Beyoncé?

Other Two: But what about us?

Beyoncé: Who says I need you?

Other Two: Tears on our paychecks...

Beyoncé: They come from my dad

Oth

I'm Lil Mama
I'm Avril Lavigne
I'm Lil Mama
I'm Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne:
Hey hey look look I have got a black friend
and so I have finally got some street cred
I'm so happy that I got a black friend

Lil Mama:
Never meet this girl before
working her

Hey Mr. Busman come and pick me up
I wanna get to school now
And when the bell rings
I have to be in my seat
It's gonna drive me crazy

Buses, Buses
Buses Get the people to the school (yeah)
Buses have way to many rules (yeah)

I woke up to late, I forgot to set

Hairy bodies,
please shave your body,
hairy bodies,
wax your body right,
shave your back alright,
Oh my god your back is a wreck,
looks like buckweed climbed onto your neck,
gonna bring the shaver,
gonna bring it now,
gonna take it to your one eyebrow,
do

well beer, we've had some great times
when i was 17, i drank some very good beer
i drank some very good beer i purchased with a fake ID
my name was brian mckee, i stayed up listening to Queen
when i was 17

Britney's back,
just the way you want to see her.
Still a slut,
but just a little skinnier.
I'm that girl just like Madonna,
look I'm naked in the sauna!
And I still can't really sing baby.
A happy end for this white trash Cinderella.
I finally dumped that

What do you think
Do you think I wasn't up
here standing sex to you
I mean come on
If I my jeans were any lower
you could see my rise, yeah.
If you don't get in my bed this time

Let me make it perfectly clear
I'm not a child
Its OK to nail me
I'm so sick

Quem já se sentiu fora do seu lugar
Só uma bonequinha para alguém brincar
Você já pensou que é só uma animação
Uma montagem feita de papel cartão

Já pensou que outros ganham o louvor
Quando é de você que gostam do seu jeito e humor

Eu vou te dizer
Pare de se entri

(Oh daddy daddy!)
(Oh daddy daddy!)

Teach me teach me
I'm just a little girl
With lovin' on her mind

Reach me reach me
Give me a spin and twirl
From all the way behind

Tell me how to hold it
While we, while it's growin
Baby, it's so swollen
Now w

Mad, you're so crazy
You're driving me wild
Mad, you're so crazy
You're driving me wild

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

You are now watching mad tv

Britney: All the people in my crew are really young and I am too!!!

Madonna: Hey Britney.

B: Oh no, she's here!

M: Hey, you wanna hang out?

B: Sorry kinda busy right now.

M: At a club?

B: Bye!

Britney:
She's always there
Everytime I turn

They say i'm desperate, that is so unfair
That's my predicament
I just got married, to a guy with dirty hair
Now i've got to pay his rent
I shull his twinkies (??)
Thats why i'm chubbin' up
But they don't go with Vodka
I really don't want to stop i'll have another

(Will.i.am)
What'you gonna do about your big slump?
2005's been in the dump
Approval rating needs a jump

(George Bush)
To tell the truth, I'm kind of stumped, I'm stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
About my nasty

Last night I was surfing on the internet,
speeding through cyberspace, (You've Got Mail)
I was in a chat room,
wond up in an adult site,
Oh my god,
I recognized that face, (ohhhh!)

Chorus:
Grandpa!, he's a porn star,
he's an internet cyber stud,
Grandpa!, he

Alright partner keep on posin baby, you know what time it is
White man wannabe, pull your pants up
Keep on posin baby.....pull your pants up

Rap's in and rock's out, until you beat this
Blow up, Sell out
Tell ya what ya gonna do now
I'm scrunched and hands out
Half

Pretty, Pretty,
Pretty white kids with problems,
They're pretty, and they've got problems too
Pretty white kids
Pretty white kids with problems,
Kids that are much prettier than you
Pretty, Pretty,
and they're white
Really pretty white kids, really pretty white ki

nd Jackson - If you had one thing to say to your wife about
your love child, what would it be?
Well...
This one goes out to my baby's momma, and HER baby's momma,
and her baby mahama momma drama.
Let's do this...

I'm sorry Mrs. jackson
she was just a cheap thrill

This song, makes me cry ,
makes me crave, a mans backside,
everytime I hear this dumb song play,
I feel like I'm gay,
I watch, the tele's ,while ralph, shaves my belly,
people wondering, if i'm still stray,
am I going gay,
(get gay why?)
this song makes my butt ac