[Lottie]
This time it's the big time
In a short time we can be
The cherry on the top of the sundae
The shiny star on top of the tree
So you'd better Grab it with your both hands
When that great moment arrives
'Cause this time it's the big time
It's the big time of

[Mack]
I'll fill the screen with Jan and Jane and Joan and Janet and Jean
I'll pull the greatest stunt this business has seen
Till ev'ry fella from Duluth to Atlanta sees
All of his fantasies!

One in the surf
Two on the shore
Maybe a dozen or
Twenty or more

[Mack]

I promise you a happy ending
Like the ones that you see on the screen
So if you've had a bad beginning
Love will come out winning in the closing scene
And when you find it rough
Contending with the grind
That the world puts us through
I can promise you a

[Mack]

Heartbreak and passion
May both be in fashion
But I wanna make the world laugh
Let others do drama of sin and disgrace
While I throw a fish in the heroine's face
To keep them in stitches
I burn the star's britches
And saw cousin Sally in half
Let Mist

[Mack]
I won't send roses
Or hold the door
I won't remember
Which dress you wore
My heart is too much in control
The lack of romance in my soul
Will turn you grey, kid
So stay away, kid
Forget my shoulder
When you're in need
Forgetting birthdays
Is

[Mabel]
Miss waitress from flatbush get down from up there
Don't you know that you're out of your class
Miss waitress from flatbush I hope you're aware
You're behaving like some little ass
Hey miss
What's this?...

See that fascinating creature
With perfection st

So who needs roses
Or stuff like that
So who wants choctlates
They'd make me fat
And I can get along just fine
Without a gushing Valentine
And I'll get by, kid
With just the guy, kid
And if he calls me
And it's collect
Sir Walter Raleigh
I don't expect

Movies were movies when you paid a dime to escape
Cheering the hero and hissing the man in the cape
Romance and action and thrills
Pardner there's gold in them hills
Movies were movies when during the titles you'd know
You'd get a happy ending
Dozens of blundering cops in

[Mack]
Ev'ry time a cop falls down my spirits soar
I'm in heaven when a flat foot hits the floor
Billy clubs and nightsticks make me feel
Happy as a new born pup
' Cause ev'ry time a cop falls down
My heart leaps up
Hit 'em on the head
[Kleiman & Fox]
Ha h

[Lottie]
Tap your troubles away
You've bounced a big check
Your mom has the vapors
Tap your troubles away
Your car had a wreck
They're serving you papers
When you're the one that it always rains on
Simply try putting your Mary Janes on
Your boss just gave you

Young Patrick:
You're my best girl and nothing you do is wrong,
I'm proud you belong to me;
And if a day is rough for me,
Having you there's enough for me.
And if someday another girl comes along,
It won't take her long to see,
That I'll still be found, just hanging a

[Fatty]
Somehow the ceiling
Seems a little higher
From the very moment I see Mabel come in the room
It feels like someone
Lit a roaring fire
But it's just the glow I get when Mabel comes in the room
The faded sofa
Stands a little prouder
That bunch of artifici

[Mabel]
This ninny of a puppet was available the second that he called!
And all he had to do was yell "Hey, Mabel"
and this dumb hash slinger crawled!
For seven lousy years I've watched him swear and shove and shout
"with you or without you"
Well it's gonna be without