Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damnkid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid.
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm,
These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm.
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,
Because he bit the

Last Train Tae Glasgow Central
Last Train Tae Glasgow Central

You better catch this one.
And you better have a ticket 'cos here's the man
BiddieBiddiebumbum - to Glasgow central

We had a great time. You couldnae wack it
Spent aw ma money, and pawned ma jacket
And

TELL LAURA I LOVE HER!
TELL LAURA I NEED HER!
TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY
MY LOVE FOR HER WILL NEVER DIE.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you,
Oh yes, Laura and I were lovers for a long time ladies and gentlemen
'Til God took her away for a special purpose of his very own.

If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay.

Cause i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jimmy is my name,<