I only slept three hours, after I'd been up for 48
I rolled over to hold my love, then realized I was all alone
I decided to get up, because I heard the Postal Service
And that was something she never shared with me
She probably was just outside smoking a cigarette
I took off

It could have been helped, it might have been saved
With me at the helm, I could have found ways
To keep it afloat and find a new course
But I steered the ship right into the cliffs

The easy way out, a cowardly move
A short sighted plan made by a self-centered man
The c

Princess Bride and True Romance were not just movies to me
They gave me a feeling that true love is not just allegory
Then I found out the hard way that happiness comes at such an incredible cost
It took us so long to realize it was stolen from us, we had previously thought it was lo

Of course I've read Caro's book of poker tells
How do you think I know what people really think of me?
Some won't look you in the eye when you're under attack
They're the friends who never really had your back
That's why this isn't an act, I really am a sad clown
As I'll smil

Society judges through a black and white prism
Leads me to cynical pessimism
The best way I see living is by giving up hope
I see the world through a rose-colored microscope
I see patterns no one else can see, in SwItZerlANd I see reverse Nazis
I'm an opposite, I'm a negative

Would I have married either one if it wasn't for violent sex?
I wish the answer was simple, or even just simplex
I know that I'm a heebonistic paradoxical in a dress
But why is it when I gave so much I got back so much less?
I'm sorry you felt my shadow was cast for your oppressi

My dad sold women's shoes and travelled nine months a year
When he left my mom in ’71 I didn't shed one tear
He was a man who married a teenage girl when he was 39
A man like that doesn't want a wife, he wants a concubine

He moved her to Boston, away from her friends and family

When I saw his body just hangin there
I couldn't understand why I didn't care
As much as everyone else
They were crying and screaming
While I just tried to get him down

While I lifted his body
Jerry was able to free his neck from the coaxial cable
Then we saw him ex

When she asked me to kill her, I said of course I would
She had another week or two, but why should she suffer?
Then my daughter came into the bedroom and asked, what's wrong with grandma’s face?
My mother decided she wanted to die with grace
I said momma are you sure you want th

How many people have you met
Have touched you in a way
That you never will forget
Naja was the hardcore ambassador
And our punk rock suffragette

With a heart as big as the Sun
How could she take care of all of us
And still drink more than everyone
Naja she was t