About thirty years ago
I was petrified
I needed to go toilet
so i opened my bum up wide
Later i picked up my wife
and started stabbin' her with my knife
But she wasn't much of a fight
Oh! I was tired! oh i was tired.
Next day i went to work and my boss said i was

My darling I am dreaming of the days gone by
When you and I were sweethearts beneath the summer sky
Your hair has turned to silver the gold has faded too
But still I will remember, where I first met you

The old mill wheel is silent and has fallen down
The old oak tree has w

(Humming, humming, humming, humming)

Humming bird, humming bird should be your name
(Humming bird should be your name)
Too restless to settle, too wild to tame
(Too restless, too wild to tame)
Too restless to settle, too wild to tame
Humming bird, humming bird should be

(Guitar rolls for 13 seconds)
I'm sittin' bored in the middle o' the street
I am so bored from my head to my feet
I didn't wanna do wh-at I should
But i saw a little country boy called Johnny B Goode
He could play a guitar like he was ringin' a bell

Go go, go johnny go

Ba da da dum
Ba da da da dum
Ba da da dum
Ba da da da dum

Sitting in the sand
Ba da da da da
We were holding hands
Ba da da da da

You whispered I love you
Just between you and me

Ba da da dum
Ba da da da dum

Everyone had gone
Ba da da d

I took one look at you
That's all I meant to do
And then my heart stood still

My feet could step and walk
My lips could move and talk
And yet my heart stood still

Though not a single word was spoken
I could tell you knew
That unfelt clasp of hands
Told me

No other arms, no other lips
No other love but you

We've had our stormy weather
We've had our sunshine too
We've shared them both together
And I'm still here with you

Sometimes I made you happy
Sometimes I made you blue
But love kept us together
And I'm st

Gonna take a sentimental journey
Gonna set my heart at ease
Gonna make a sentimental journey
To renew old memories

Got my bag, got my reservation
Spent each dime I could afford
Like a child in wild anticipation
Long to hear that "all aboard"

Seven, that's the

Now that you're gone
I'm alone on the shore
You're not walking with me
So the song of the sea
Isn't sweet anymore

But the soft, soft sands
Are the same soft sands
Where we once had such fun
In the warm summer sunshine

There is the rock
That you dared m

To know, know, know him
Is to love, love, love him
Just to see him smile,
Makes my life worthwhile

To know, know, know him
Is to love, love, love him

And I do

I'll be good to him
I'll bring love to him
Everyone says there'll come a day
When I'll walk

The summer days are ending in the valley
And now the time has come when we must be apart
But like the rose that comes back with the springtime
You will return to bring the summer to my heart

Till the white rose blooms again
You must leave me, leave me lonely
So goodbye