Well I built my life around you
Did what I thought was right
But you never cared about me
Now I've seen the light
Oh, darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You seem to think that everything
I ever did was wrong
I should've known it
All along
Oh, darlin', ther

I wonder in whose arms you are tonight
I wonder does he think he's doing alright
I don't really care but still I wonder
Just how long he takes to see the light

I wonder if you use the same old lines
The ones you used to whisper all the time
Please believe me I ain't sor

When we got married
I took the marriage vow
In sickness and in health
I said I do

For richer, for poorer
'Till death us do part
And you said that you'd
Honour an obey me too

But it wasn't very long
Before I soon found out
The one who wore the
Tro

Well I had an old uncle was mean as can be
He said "When I die you'll get nothin' from me"
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble
All he left me was an old over coat
But I found in the pocket a fifty pound note
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble

Now I is a do it yourselfer you

Rabbit, rabbit .....(repeat)

You got a beatiful chin,
You got beautiful skin,
You got a beautiful face,
You got taste

You got beautiful eyes,
You got beautiful thighs,
You got a lot, without a doubt,
But I'm thinkin' bout blowin you out,

Cos, you won't s

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, skrew back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Now ol' Mi

We're gonna take this, opportunity
To play some old time songs
We got a lap-trap on the off-beat
And a bass drum on the on
Stars over 45, we're gonna keep those songs alive
Those boys deserve some credit, don't forget it
Hit it, hit it

I go window cleaning, to earn