I hope this won't sound impolite
Or come across as too forthright
But, even though you seem alright, I
Think I'm better than you!

Now please do keep this thought in mind
That's just my personal conviction
You're smart and fun
You're sweet and kind
I'd call our f

Oh
There's a place I know that's tucked away!
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play
And have adventures every day!

I know it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true!
Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!

We'll swim thro

Yo, I beat cancer like Michael Jackson's father
Now I'm back in the water
Time to raise the Jolly Roger
Still got a following like I'm the Dalai Lama
Had to come back hotter than the purifying sauna
Yo, I went through the drama but now it's a new day
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