There once was a bumper sticker that read : Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts Of Beauty. It moved me more than all the bumper stickers saying 2000 Vote Bush and Cheney. It meant 10 times more than the stickers that read Kepp Honking, I'm Reloading. And I hope the people who posted it p

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I wanna rock and roll, all night your Dad says, while your mother looks through Cosmo Magazine.
Your sneaking out, afraid of getting reamed, meeting with some friends to cruz the party scene.
Your a little buzzed now whining and drunk, your life is hell and your parents are geeks

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Punker Bob had a problem
Punker Bob did heroin
And Punker Bob had forgotten to use a clean syringe
Now Punker Bob is dying within...

Bob fucked Samantha, and Samantha fucked Dave. And Dave did Sophie and Linda, both in the same day! Well, Jeff caught wind and convinced the

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Well...weve all grown older and none the wiser, and weve had our fair share of Budweiser, but its the memories that hold me together, when times were simple...the times that I remember...

The times camping at the Santa Maria riverbed
The comic shop that bought my Spawn when I was hom

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Shit-talking to the right
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