Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle
Went down to the Animal Farm.
Dug in for the poor,
They heard stories from the war.
And explaimed about the boil on his bum!

Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
Come the {?

It's hard to ask,
Even though I know you're gonna say yes.
So why don't I ask?
What am I scared of, there couldn't be less
For me to fear,
Wish you were here,
I like you so much it hurts.
No time to waste,
I feel disgraced
That I cant find the right words.

I've got no one to impress but a whole world to ignore
And I'm just like all the rest: always down and wanting more
Blind believer, under achiever
My friends all say that I should leave her
Safe within my dreams, tell me why it seems
That every girl is out of my league

In my dreams it worked out every time
I had it planned out to the last line
We'd talk together all night
I would hold her in my arms
Wouldn't leave each others sight
She would be my lucky charm

Imagination, I think it's working overtime
Infatuation, I wish that she

Mention the Lord of the Rings one more time
And I'll more than likely kill you.
More cock, more cock, Michael, more cock you fervently moan.
Is this a {? wot ?} that you sholve down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London P

Ah, Ted! It has to be said,
The {? juicy truth's ?} beyond us.
Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein,
His ribs remain intact.
{? Hedderly Crup ?} is in my garden
Breaking wind! I beg your pardon!
Don't go breathing! Misery!
And don't you all agree?

No fears, the last te

One way system, smooth and commendable,
go by bus, they're highly dependable,
the swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards,
clean streets acknowledged in The Lords,
but whats a park if you can't see a linnet?
a timetable if your journey's infinite?
My bag's packe

I believed, was deceived
Feeling like I want to leave
Hope is gone, led me on
This has all gone on too long
But things are never gonna change
No matter how much I complain

Don't exploit me, don't annoy me
I've applied, you wont employ me
Killing your time wasted

Once again I get stopped short of being happy to my full potential
No one understands how being with my girlfriend is essential
And my mom complains that I stay out late, I'm never home
And if I am, then you can find me on the telephone with her
'Cause she really cares about me i

I'll bust out my guitar
and play it all night long
Because I'm giving you space.
I'll turn the TV on
Shove popcorn in my face
Because I'm such a disgrace to you.

But it's just so hard to do,
To sit here and be led on by you.
Having second thoughts is fine by me<

Well I just wanted to say thanks for leading me on
And thanks for giving me the inspiration for this song
I can't believe I wasted precious time on a bitch like you
I hope you're happy about all the shit you made me suffer through
Call me bitter and I'll just admit it
I'm hol

I sit alone and think about you,
But there's nothing I can do.
I'm feeling lonely all by myself
Knowing you're with someone else
And I can't stop thinking about you.

I cant stop thinking about you
When you're not around
All the pain I have been through
When you'