Alec Eiffel

Pioneer of Aerodynamics
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They Thought He Was Real Smart Alec
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He Thought Big They Called It a Phallic
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They Didn't Know He Was Panoramic

Little Eiffel Stands in the Archway
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Keeping Low Doesn't Make no Sense
Sometimes People Can Be Oh So Dense
They Didn't Want It But He Built It Anyway
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Little Eiffel Stands in the Archway
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Keeping Low Don't Make Sense
Keeping Low Doesn't Make No-sense
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Little Eiffel Stands in the Archway

Oh Alexander I See You Beneath
The Archway of Aerodynamics.