Wedding Guests

Let's do the mortal coil shuffle
The cumulative average of wasted time
Anxiety plus caffeine
Every pleasure is guilty and the pleasure is mine

Only one of us is keeping score of the game
Where'd you get the band name?
Where'd you get the band name?
Edible arrangements

Everything is OK
Got my old phone replaced
Now I do nothing faster than I did yesterday
And I took off my shades just to fall on my face
It was such a disaster that I canceled my date
Like I did before

Life is long like a CVS receipt
Not much to do unless
You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests
Life is long, there's no laundry left to clean
Not much to say unless
You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess

Let's do the in-limbo limbo
The emergency alert for celebrity net worth
Oh man, an omen
A man, a plan, a plain bagel and an omelette
One more song! One more song!
Yeah, we're getting famous, but they still spell our name wrong
Some personal news

Everything is OK
Got my old phone replaced
Now I do nothing faster than I did yesterday
And I took off my shades just to fall on my face
It was such a disaster that I canceled my date
Like I did before

Life is long like a CVS receipt
Not much to do unless
You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests
Life is long, there's no laundry left to clean
Not much to say unless
You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess

Life is long like a CVS receipt
Not much to do unless
You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests
Life is long, there's no laundry left to clean
Not much to say unless
You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess