Bohemian Rhapsody

Vim: MAMAAAAAA! I just killed a man.
I put a gun up to his head, I pulled the trigger, now he's dead!
MAMAAAA! Life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!!!
MAMAAA! OOOH OOOH OOOH!
I don't wanna die! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

(Guitar solo with copious wrong notes.)

Vim: I see a little silhouetto of a man
All: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!
Gallileo! Gallileo!
Gallileo! Gallileo!
Colin: Figaro!
All: Gallileo! Figaro! Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Vim: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Spider: (falsetto) Let me go!
All: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Let me go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Let me go! Will not let you go!
Let me go! Will not let you go!
Oh let me go-o-o!!
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Colin: Absolutely NOT!
All: Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, Figaro
Spider: (falsetto) Mamma mia!
Vim: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
All: For me, for MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Vim: NO!

Vim: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Ooooh, baby! Can't do this to me baby!
I just gotta get out! I just gotta get right out of here.

(Another poor guitar solo.)

Vim: Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
Colin: Nothing really matters!
All: Nothing ever happens to me!!!

(Song ends.)

Spider: Brilliant!
Vim: Right.
Colin: I thought that was good.
Vim: I thought that was pretty good.
Colin: I thought it was VERY good.
Vim: Blow Queen off the fucking stage.
Colin: Yes, absolutely!