Jennifer's Cold

on the freeway all the cars have stopped
because the big news has dropped
all the phones are ringing
it's got all the neighbors singing
police chief is calling his advisors
greenpeace is putting out flyers

we've got ourselves a little situation
it's worse than an alien invasion
jennifer has got a cold
and everyone has got to know

there's a news break for everybody watching
jennifer has just started coughing
the doctors can't explain it
"how did she ever obtain this?"
all her friends are sending get well cards
"you can beat it, just gotta fight hard"
all the world is sitting home waiting
all the priests are singing and praying

swat team has jennifer surrounded
coast guard takes her to an island
out there no one gets infected
jenny live where she can be protected
united nations emergency meeting
declares the whole world is grieving
and peace will come if jenny just gets well
please come home soon.....

Jennifer Esta Resfriada

en la carretera todos los carros se detuvieron
porque cayó la gran noticia
todos los telefonos suenan
tiene a los vecinos cantando
el jefe de policia pide consejos
greenpeace reparte flyers

tenemos una pequeña situación
es peor que una invasión extraterrestre
jennifer tiene un resfriado
y todos lo tienen que saber

hay noticias para todos los que ven
jennifer empezo a toser
los doctores no lo pueden explicar
como contrajo esto?
todos le mandan tarjetas
no lo puedes vencer, solo pelea duro
todos estan sentados esperando
todos los sacerdotes cantan y rezan

el equipo swat tiene rodeada a jennifer
los guardacostas la llevan a una isla
donde no hay nadie que infectar
ella vive donde puede ser protegida
reunion de las naciones unidas
declara que todo el mundo está enfermando
y la paz llegará solo si jennifer se mejora
por favor regresa a casa pronto...