Impaled Mazarene

Voices of temptation are calling out for you
Leading you to sin, and your sister too
Before you lies a cookie and the unholy mazarene
A dangerous pastry, it is never what it seems
The fiendish bakers with his invocation find
A way to create destruction of the mind
Voices of the foul still calling out for you
Resist! Be strong! This is what you'll do

Grab them to unmake
Force them to the stake
Grab them to unmake
Force them to the stake

(Chorus)
Impale the Mazarene - Feel delight in it's every scream
Impale the Mazarene - Call upon the cookie queen
Impale the Mazarene - From its veins no flow of cream
Impaled Mazarene!

The cookie queen is calling; she'll show you the path
Follow her advice or beware of her wrath
Before you lies a cookie and the unholy mazarene
A dangerous pastry, there is no cream
When darkness falls they're made in a bakery of scorn
With deadly ingredients of ages forlorn
Tastes of the foul still reaching out for you
Resist! Be strong! This is what you'll do

Grab them to unmake
Force them to the stake
Grab them to unmake
Force them to the stake
Impale! Impale! Impale!