Fake

I wish the radio wouldn't play all these shit
songs every day.

I've had enough of all these pretty boys and
crap pretentious noise,
they're record company toys.

I'm getting sick of the same predictable chart
each week the whole thing's made up by kids.

It means that there's no room left for the real
bands and they get no airplay do you understand.

The same song again.
You sing along again.
It's in your head again.
I never want to be in that place...

When a boy sings a song about a girl and
a girl about a man, with their shiny white teeth
and they're doing the best they can
to brainwash the children.

I'm blaming Radio 1 and MTV for pumping out
this non-stop rot.

I want to find the people who make these fake
bands up and drag them out and get them shot.

Oh look another American clone, with perfect skin
tone, and lovely long blond hair they sing the
same old song, they just sing along and
know one seems to care.